Ol' Ball Coach Hates Book Learnin'

Even as a Redskins fan, I still like Steve Spurrier even if he did set the franchise back 4 years. He's hilarious. He's a hillbilly. I'm sure he uses the term "dad-gummit" a lot. He plays golf instead of working. I bet he'd be a good blogger as well. Ol' Ball Coach took time out from his hocking of Under Armour and DiGiorno to lay into South Carolina yesterday. I'll jump in when needed...

South Carolina football coach Steve Spurrier blasted the school's admissions process, apologizing to two recruits who signed with the Gamecocks last winter and were denied academic entry this summer.

That is kind of weak. I'm sure these two football players are fine students though that ANY university would be glad to have.

"In my opinion, I still believe we made a mistake," Spurrier said Sunday.

He must be talking about going into a season with Danny Wuerfful and Shane Matthews as your top 2 QB's and wasting a pick on Taylor fucking Jacobs.

Spurrier was angered that receiver Michael Bowman of Wadesboro, N.C., and Arkee Smith of Jacksonville, Fla., were cleared by the NCAA to enroll, yet were turned down by the university. The rest of the Gamecocks football team officially reported Friday for preseason camp.

Camp is underway...CLICK CLACK!!!

"Hopefully, I truly believe this is the last year this is going to happen, because I can't operate like that," Spurrier said. "I can't operate misleading young men."

You misled me, Steve!!! You made me think that you were taking the Redskins back to the Super Bowl, Steve!!! You made me buy a fucking DiGiorno pizza, Steve!!! And of course it isn't delivery, DELVERY IS ACTUALLY GOOD!!! Ol' Ball Coach's grammar really sucks by the way.

However, he said if things didn't change on admissions "then I have to go somewhere else, because I can't tell the young man that he's coming to school here," then not have him admitted.

I didn't mean it, Steve. Come back to Washington!!! Come full circle. Lead us. We all know you can coach in the NFL and that your offense works. Come back and work with the great Jason Campbell. I miss your scent, I miss your musk.


Tomorrow I break down my Yankees, deal with it. I'm taking the 25 man roster and ranking the worth of each player. You'll be surprised whose first and Kyle Farnsworth is dead last.