Friday, June 15, 2007

NL FINAL: Lee vs. Young

The 2007 Glenallen Hill Memorial Toughest Baseball PlayerTournament of Champions

After another dominating performance on the AL side from nutjob, Gary Sheffield, the focus shifts back to the Senior Circuit for the fight between the two toughest SOB's that the NL has to offer. The survivor of this donnybrook will advace to the finals of The 2007 Glenallen Hill Memorial Toughest Baseball Tournament of Champions.

National League Final: 2.) Carlos "El Caballo" Lee vs. 8.) Dmitri "Da Meat Hook" Young

Now this is a scary individual. Nicknamed "El Caballo", which is Mexican for "Motherfuckin' Badass". Legend has it that Carlos left Milwaukee not because they couldn't afford him, but because there was no one left in Wisconsin to kill. Wisconsin: Population = 1 (Brett Favre). Lee finished off So Taguchi in round 1 by eating his family...with chopsticks. El Caballo advanced to the Finals by disposing of Cubs backup catcher Henry Blanco by using an assortment of high-flying lucha libre style moves including the huracanrana and enziguiri.

Da Meat Hook is one hell of a wife-beating deviant. I was trying to locate his mugshot, this is what you get. He is currently comprising the role of the Golden State Warriors in this tournament, disposing of Carlos Delgado with rather ease with an arsenal of fists and gold teeth. Reached the Finals after Aaron Rowand unfortunately suffocated to death when he was locked in face first into Young's asscrack. Dmitri has been training with fellow wife-beater and Cleveland legend, Jim Brown, to learn the finer points of woman-hurting. Will it work or won't it, who knows, but I do know that El Caballo's stable of bitches better stay far away from Da Meat Hook.

Who Wins, you decide, the poll is up on the right side again. Good idea by me, led to a lot more votes last week.

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