Next Time I'll Just Kick You In The Nuts

Once again, I slept in an 80 degree bedroom last night so I'm a little on edge today...more than likely borderline homicidal. Here's why:

1. I lost a King's ransom (whatever the fuck that means) betting on the Warriors +3.5 last night. That's not really true, but I did lose 20 bones because Mickael Pietrus's french ass can't make a damn free throw. No wonder everyone hates the French. If Golden State wasn't playing Utah, I would totally be off of the bandwagon right now. If Pietrus came up to me today, I'd rip out his heart Temple of Doom-style as he did the same to me last night. Seriously though, why do I do this? I tell everyone, "Don't gamble on the NBA, it's fixed." Yet, I'm dumb enough not to follow the advice from the smartest man in the world...myself.

2. I've read all week, Ryan Howard will not be playing in the series against Arizona except for possible pinch hitting situations. I'm thinking to myself, "Good, this guy has been killing Cory Lidle Airlines (my team name) all season with his ineptness but at least now I can sit him and put in NO-MAH for a day or three." What happens last night? Charlie "Gomer Pyle" Manuel pinch hits him and the fantasy team killer rocks a grand slam. Thanks a lot, Ryan. I ride an entire six week stretch out with you and your accompanying shittiness and when you're not supposed to play, you do the most damage. Well, you're going back into the starting lineup this weekend, so you better be ready to post your usual series numbers: .125, 0 HR, 1 RBI, 12 K's.

3. One more thing, totally not related to sports. What's the deal with airline food? No, just kidding. What's the deal with those new Berries and Creme Starburst commercials??? They have this ferry with a Pete Rose haircut dancing around acting like a total h-mo while wearing a Peter Pan costume. I don't understand it. Is Starburst saying that people will act like fruits for these things? Or that only gay people like this stuff. Are they making a product for Tim Hardaway to purposely despise? It's such a stupid commercial. I will never by those fucking things just because of this.

Alright I'm out, at least we have A/C here at work. Ours is supposed to be fixed today but who the fuck knows. Last day to vote in the tournament, new matchups tomorrow.