I was just listening to the radio while showering (Drew, keep your dick in your pants) and noticed that almost all hard rock stations have a segment at night known as "Mandatory Metallica". Which got me thinking, is Metallica the only band that has a "mandatory" music block? Do easy listening stations have "Mandatory Manilow"? Or what about "Mandatory Meat Loaf"...THAT would be sweet. But to sum things up, this blog entry is giving you readers your Mandatory Mustache.