Thursday, August 03, 2006

Major Faux Pas...

So last week at work I take a car in to the service station that we get all of our oil changes done. Every time I go in there I always engage in some light small talk with the manager, named Norm. You know the small talk, "hot out there today" and "you guys been busy", that kind of stuff. Well, last week I changed our friendly relationship forever when for some reason I called him Mort instead of Norm. I'm not sure why I said that, but it happened. Now everytime I go down there I think he might kill me. What the fuck was I thinking? Who's named MORT!!! I'm such a dumbass. And this comes from the same guy who absolutely hates it when people call him "Craig" or "Gregory". I am such a hypocritical asshole. Fucking Mort.

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