So I'm at work Saturday afternoon and I get a text from Rune. Here is how our conversation went.
Rune: At RFK, watching the Cubs kill the Nats and take control of the NL.
Me: I'm sorry.
Rune: Our seats and this stadium suck.
An hour goes by...
Rune: DOUBLE NO-HANDED PISS!!!
I was in awe. I have no idea how that is even possible or what he meant but the no-handed pee is one of man's greatest inventions. You've all seen "that" guy. The guy that's too tired to hold "himself" while he pisses and instead rests both his arms on the wall above the urinal and let's the piss fly, trusting the trajectory of his expulsion to find all urinal and no innocent bystanders. This act would most likely be performed by war veterans or truckers or just plain blue-collar guys.
But what does Double No-Handed Piss mean? Does he have 4 arms? Was he two fisting beers while doing a no-handed piss? Was he playing "swords" with a fellow no handed pisser? Any help on this would be appreciated.
**The No-Handed Piss is the 9th Wonder of the World because we all know that Andre the Giant is the 8th.